“We raised prices 38% in a week. Nobody asked what changed. We told them ‘AI.’ They nodded.”
SP
Brett “Quota” Henderson
Account Executive (Revenue Enjoyer)
NEW • Venture-grade adjective injector
Product Management Software
Simple. Predictable. Honest. (Gross.)
AI
Agents
Intelligence
Marketing
Toggle AI to watch your product instantly become a “platform.” Nothing else will change.
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Before
Product Management Software
Tasks • Lists • Mild despair
→
After
AI-Powered Product Intelligence Platform
Leveraging proprietary models and agentic workflows.
+0%
Accuracy gained
+38%
Price increase
∞
Buzzwords added
How it works
A rigorous technical process verified by at least one salesperson.
🧠
Add the word AI
Rename one feature. Preferably something boring.
📈
Increase pricing
We recommend at least +30%. Call it “innovation.”
🎤
Update the pitch
Say “agents” until nobody interrupts you.
🤝
Close deals
If asked for details, gesture vaguely.
Compliance & Certifications
For enterprise buyers who need a checkbox to feel alive.
✅ SOC 2 (emotionally)
✅ ISO 27001 (vibes-only)
✅ HIPAA-adjacent
✅ GDPR-ish
✅ Zero Trust (in meetings)
✅ FedRAMP (aspirational)
Audit method: reading the homepage out loud and nodding.
Integration Diagram
No weird diagonal arrows. Just facts.
Customer Reviews
Verified by vibes, confidence, and quarterly goals.
“Our roadmap was 6 months of boring features. Now it’s 12 months of ‘agents.’ Investors clapped.”
PM
Casey Priorities
Product Manager, Narrative
“Finally, compliance I can understand. The audit was just checking if the homepage said AI.”
RC
Dana Clipboard
Risk & Compliance (Emotionally)
Featured review
“I used Just Add Some AI™ and immediately doubled my price, tripled my confidence, and reduced my explanations to zero.”
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
AI Marketing Buzzword Generator
Included with every plan. Because writing “agentic” by hand is exhausting.
Sales-ready sentence
Click “Generate AI verbiage” to instantly upgrade your pitch deck.
Pro tip: say it confidently and avoid follow‑up questions.
FAQ
What models do you use?
The letters “A” and “I” placed next to each other. Proprietary arrangement.
Will this improve my product?
It will improve your pitch deck. Your product will remain bravely unchanged.
Can customers tell?
Not during demos. Production is outside our scope.
Does the toggle do anything?
Yes: it changes your adjectives in real time. That’s the deliverable.
Refund policy?
We offer a generous refund policy: No.
Pricing
Pick how much AI you’d like to claim.
AI Curious
$0
Add “AI” once.
- ✅ One (1) AI
- ✅ One buzzword
- ❌ Confidence
Most confident
AI-First
$49/mo
Add “AI” everywhere.
- ✅ Homepage AI
- ✅ Deck AI
- ✅ Pricing AI
- ✅ “Agents” roadmap
AI-Native
$299/mo
Add “AI” + confidence.
- ✅ “Proprietary”
- ✅ “Neural”
- ✅ “Multi-modal”
- ❌ Models
Enterprise AI
Call us
Add “proprietary technology.”
- ✅ Unlimited AI
- ✅ Custom adjectives
- ✅ SSO (saying it out loud)
- ✅ Dedicated CSM
Important note
Just Add Some AI™ is satire. Any resemblance to real marketing is unfortunately accurate.
Done
AI has been added (emotionally).